Monday, 09 July 2007

• My Rantings During a 30 Minute Work Break

  I can honestly say that my body is not in the best condition right now.  I'm slowly beginning to resemble the white puffy mascot on those Michillin tire commercials.  If you don't know what I'm referring to, think of large marshmallows stacked on a stick, then melted over a fire so that the goo begins to overlap, turning into fluff.  Then, enlarge that image 100x.  Yes, that's the word to describe me: FLUFF.  I'm becoming a shapeless blob, and I'm not proud of it, no siree Spongebob Squarepants.  I have not worked out since March and thus, I have suffered the consequences.  It's crazy how my body can warp into different shapes in such a short period of time.  Although, five months of no exercise is quite a lot, seeing how that's the longest I've ever gone in my life without some good 'ole fast paced workout for my heart.  I don't want to make excuses and say it's because I'm tired when I come home from work because, in all honesty, that is a bunch of hamster droppings.  I have plenty of energy, yet, I choose to lounge around and be idle.  I'm already idle as it is, sitting at work for 9 hours where the only parts of my body that gets the slightest bit of exercise are my fingers.  I don't think it's normal for a girl my age to be out of breath after walking up two flights of stairs.  I mean, I hold onto those railings like I'm mountain climbing up Everest, and that's just sad.  Now I know why I've never been able to hover over a toilet seat in public bathrooms: out of shape and no leg strength.  I'm always the one who plops myself onto that toilet seat like it's my own and then lifts myself up using the handicap bar:  once again, sad and not normal.

  Nobody likes to feel fat, or in my case, LOOK fat.  Therefore, I'm making a promise to myself, starting now, to be more conscious of the things I eat and to start exercising regularly.  I really need to start making it a part of my daily regimen so I don't end up like those women in their late twenties who look like they're in their late 30's because of poor diet and lack of exercise.  Also, I don't want to end up with diabetes.  The end.

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