Wednesday, 11 July 2007
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Why I Hate Walking in Cities
When I'm walking through a busy city street, I just wish people would move out of the way. It's busy for a reason, and that means there is no time to be daydreaming and smelling the flowers. I hate crowds and walking behind people who think they own the sidewalk. Thus, I'm usually not in the most pleasant mood when I'm walking around in a crowded city. I'm like a bull in a china shop when it comes to citylife: inside, I just want to put on my horns and knock people over like bowling pins but, obviously, that doesn't happen. Instead, I've got my angry face mask on, and I give people the evil eye. At the peak of my anger, if looks could kill, the whole city would be dead. I just thought I'd share how disgruntled I get when people disregard the presence of others and have no couth when it comes to city life etiquette. You don't just come to an abrupt halt in the middle of the walk path to greet a friend or make a phone call. Move to the side or go to a dark alley to take care of all that friendly business. Geezus. The end.



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