Tuesday, 17 July 2007

• The Day I Tried to Dress Like a Lady

  Windy cities are not so friendly, especially when you don't have an enclosed mode of transportation and you're required to walk everywhere.  I don't even know why I bother to fix my hair when it ends up looking like a lion's mane at the end of the day.  And Sunday, for the first time in a very long time, I decided to dress like a nice young lady.  I had a cute little summer dress on and my hair was down and groomed.  As I'm walking down Boylston, mother nature decided to blow her evil gusts at me, causing my dress to blow in between my legs.  Might I add that a dress or skirt tucked tightly in a girl's crotch is NOT attractive in any way.  Everytime I kept trying to pull my dress out from between my legs, the wind just kept blowing it right back.  I should have just worn pants.  Maybe from now on, I'll just wear pants and a swim cap on my head to keep any hairs from blowing onto the cornea of my eye.  Also, lip gloss is overrated.  It only looks good and stays put indoors.  The outdoors is no place to be wearing lipgloss, especially in windy cities.  In my case, my hair blows all over the place and sticks to my lips, and as I'm dragging the hair off my lips, it leaves that sticky residue on the side of my face.  I end up with more lipgloss on the ends of my hair than on my lips.  I should invent "nonstick lipgloss for women with long hair who like to look sexy in windy cities."  The end.  Now back to work.

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