When it comes to females and having to drop off the kids in the pool, public restrooms can be quite an entertaining scene. I was in a bathroom stall the other day, thinking I was the only one in there, but then a minute later, I heard feet shuffling in the stall next to me. I've never understood why some people go completely silent when they hear someone enter the restroom. It's like, they think if they freeze and hold their breath, nobody is going to know they are there. I don't care if I can hear them dropping off the kids in the pool! As quoted from one of my favorite books, to this day, "everybody poops." It's not a big deal, which is why I find it funny when women are letting the kids go and then suddenly stop and suck them back in once I or anyone else enters the bathroom. If anything, I'd be trying to make as much noise as possible to help mute the splish splash of the droppings. I'd rattle the toilet paper dispenser, flush a few times while on the seat, and make loud coughing noises, but in my experience, I've come to the conclusion that people will still hear you. Haha. It's best to take advantage of the noises other people in the bathroom make, especially running water from the sink and blow dryers. But in the end, it's all just so silly, having to wait for loud noises to drop the bombs. Just drop the kids off loud and proud! Aint no shame in having a healthy digestive system. Now, diarrhea is a different story...the end.
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the cosby's, eh?